Showing posts with label apartment tour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apartment tour. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Apartment tour, part 3

Welcome to the latest, greatest, and last installment of the apartment tour. It's relatively unusual for a shared apartment in Germany to have a living room, so the kitchen, the bathroom, and my bedroom are pretty much it. There's a balcony too, but that's just where I keep my dead plants.

So why did I wait so long to show you the place where I spend most of my time? What's that you say? Maybe because this is the first time since I started writing that it's been clean enough for pictures? How dare you? How dare you come to my blog and say things like that?




Thursday, April 12, 2012

Apartment tour, part 2

The kitchen! The heart of the home and all that! I happen to really like the kitchen in my WG. We have an old but mostly reliable gas stove and a tea collection worth about 60 Euros. Impressed?


Our kitchen also has an astonishingly large fridge for a German kitchen... many WGs have what I would consider bar fridges whose freezers aren't even big enough for an ice cream carton. It's a travesty, I tell you. But most Germans go grocery shopping a few times a week, so there's less of a tendency to stockpile. And most grocery stores only sell 1L milk cartons and 1kg bags of flour/sugar, so everything's scaled down a bit. The only exception is potatoes, which are sold in "Thanksgiving for the entire neighbourhood"-sized bags. Germans eat a lot of potatoes and that is not a stereotype.


What I said last time about WGs being an accumulation of everyone's junk is especially true in the kitchen, so when my roommates sublet their rooms a few months back, I decided to throw out everything in the fridge that didn't belong to me. Of particular concern were some eggs which I was pretty sure had been there since the day I had moved in, over a year before.

Fact: you can check if your eggs are rotten by putting them in a glass of water. If they sink, they're fine. Make yourself an omelette! If they float, throw them out.

Back to the story: when I tried this with the aforementioned suspicious eggs, not only did they float very high in the water (only about a cm of egg submerged), but when I pushed them down, they rocketed back out like ICBMs launching from a submarine base.

On the plus side, I found and inherited a whole bottle of beer! I also poured out so many half-empty bottles of wine that I felt like I was staging an intervention.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Apartment tour, part 1

I live in a WG, which is short for Wohngemeinschaft, which basically just means a shared apartment. Who wants a tour? Everyone? Excellent. Let's start in the bathroom!


Our bathroom is klein aber fein (small but nice) and everything matches, from the little green rug, to the little green hand towels, to the little green garbage can, to the little green GameBoy.

And yes, I have thought about how it's kind of gross to have a GameBoy in a bathroom, but THEN I thought about how much I like Super Mario and that was that.