German snow pants

Germans do not wear lederhosen and dirndls as often as you think (or would like to think). In fact, unless you're in Bavaria, they probably don't wear lederhosen or dirndls at all. Boooooooooooo. This is obviously a huge disappointment for people (no one in particular, I'm sure) who purchased a dirndl in hopes - nay, in expectation - of having many opportunities to wear it and, three years later, have never worn it.

But this happened.

This guy takes the cake. Literally: if I had had cake, I would have given it to him. Not that he needs it, because he's doing just fine.